chinese call center (funny)

موضوع: chinese call center (funny) السبت مايو 22, 2010 9:42 am

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God..... ...

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
المتصل: مرحبا، هل يمكن أن أتكلم ل إني وان؟

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
عامل المقسم:نعم، يمكنك التحدث معي

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
المتصل: لا، أريد التحدث إلى إني وان!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.. Who is this?
عامل المقسم: لقد فهمت بأنك تريد التحدث لأي شخص. يمكنك التكلم معي..من هذا(من أنت)؟

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
المتصل: أنا سام وان, وأحتاج لأتكلم إلى إني وان! إنها حالة ملحة(مستعجلة).

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
عامل المقسم: أعلم بأنك شخص ما وتريد التحدث لأي أحد!ولكن حول ماذا تدور هذه الحالة المستعجلة؟

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
المتصل: حسنا..أخبر أختي آني وان بأن أخونا نووان اشترك في حادث وفد أصيب نووان ونقل إلى المستشفى. والآن إيفري وان في طريقه إلى المستشفى.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
عامل المقسم: اسمع,إذا لم يصاب أي أحد ولم ينقل أي أحد إلى المستشفى، ثم إن الحادث حالة غير ملحة!
ويمكنك أن تجد المرح ولكنني لا أملك الوقت لهذا!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
المتصل: أنت غير مؤدب(وقح)! من أنت؟

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
عامل المقسم: أنا سوو ري

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
المتصل: نعم! عليك أن تعتذر. والآن قلي ماهو اسمك!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
عامل المقسم: ذلك ما قلته. أنا سوو ري

Caller: Oh .....God..... ...
المتصل: آه... يا إلهي...

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